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laundryjealousy) wrote2015-11-14 01:15 am
laundryjealousy) wrote2015-11-14 01:15 am
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Hello, I'm unable to answer right now. It's probably not that important anyways but leave a message and I'll probably get back to you if it's not a waste of time.
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my foot is shaking it wants to kick ur ass so bad
I don't care, what the hell are you even saying on the net-
[ a pause when Souji starts talking about Hogyoku as if he doesn't know what his true identity is. and
oh
my god
Souji. how much do you want to die today. ]
You... ... ... [ You can see it on his face... Hijikata is complete embarrassed. he's also complete angry but the embarrassment is showing much more.
he'll walk over to Souji and grab him by his collar. up you go Souji! with a strong yank he'll force the lil' shit to stand up. ]
Do you want to say that one more time, Souji?
#NOREGRETZ
What? I did a service for the Hogyoku fans out there. I'm surprised people heard of him from other times and wor-
[ NICE! Hijikata is embarrassed? Goals have been met >:)
He gives a small yelp as he's pulled up. ]
No need to be so mad Hijikata-san...All I said was you and the esteemed Hogyoku-sensei and you have quite alot in common. [ Souji don't do it ] WAAAAAN~
[ he's just digging his own grave with those imaginary dog paws at this rate. ]
you're a dead Man
You... ... ....
[ oh my god... he's so mad? He's just, so mad. he's never been so furious! and... well, embarrassed to. ugh, this is the worst... why! ]
Is that so, huh... It almost sounds like you're kind of jealous, actually. What, do you want me to treat you the same way? I know a great post that would just love to be tied to you. How does that sound, Souji? Besides, dogs who misbehave need to be punished strictly and properly.
[ you can tell he's Serious too. ]
Explain yourself, now.
ugh this beats dying sick in bed...TBh...
What are you talking about Hijikata-san why would I ever be jealous of that?
[ Oh.
well...
Unfortunately for Hijikata Souji just bursts into laughter in response. It's honest a surprise he hasn't coughed up blood from all this excitement TBh?? He really can't help himselfr from laughing though? To think Hijikata just outted his dog play thing on his own willingly! ]
GOODNESS...So I'm the next dog for your post? [#yolo]
UR THE WORST
[ his eyes only narrow at Souji at his laughter. that's not the response he was going for. ]
Do you think I'm playing around Souji?
[ grip tightens on Souji's collar, just in case. you're not going to get away from the Demon this time you lil' shit... ]
I asked for an explanation. Not by tomorrow, not in a week, now. You have three seconds.
Roni voice: thank you o:
[ Luckily for Hijikata Souji doesn't really plan to run or try to escape. He'll still flail just a little bit for the sake of making things 100x more difficult than it should be like the little shit he is though!! ]
Wow only three seconds? How generous of you Hijikata-san. [ Damn...he sure has a tight grip? ]
Where would you like me to start? Hogyoku-sensei's odd sense of style or his shared preferences to a certain someone we all know? Though I guess Hijikata-san would be the one to know the most about any of these topics right? [He's in trouble but at least he'll go down having fun with it!!]